Cougar joke #1: Q:What do you call a cougar golfing with an IQ of 120? A: - A foursome!
Cougar joke #2: Q:Why are a tornado and a cougar divorce similiar? A: - You know someone is going to lose a house trailer!
Cougar joke #3: Bubba had been attending WSU for 6 years and still did not have enough credits to graduate. At the commencement ceremony with almost the entire student body assembled a chat broke out - Let Bubba graduate, Let Bubba graduate! The Pullman president realizing he had a potential riot on his hands and being depressed at the thought of having Budda returning for another year, calmed the crowd by announcing that if Budda would come up and answer a one question exam, he would give Bubba a diploma. Bubba mounted the stage and the president said, "you have one chance, Bubba, what is 9x9"? Budda beamed and blurted out 81. A stunned silence followed. Then a murmur. Then one cry, then another, soon the whole throng was chanting, Give him another chance! Give him another chance.
Cougar joke #4: Q:What does a Cougar say to a Husky at MacDonald's: "May I take your order, sir?"
This is not a Coug Joke, but does represent a classic in the Husky-Cougar rivalry. After Andre DeSaussure opened his mouth at a news conference and trashed Pullman, Joe Jarzynka, who is apparently as sharp off the field as on, was asked by a reporter, what his teammate, DeSaussure, might have been thinking. Joe replied, "You never know. Sometimes he doesn't"
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Result or date opponent previous meetings AP Rank Aug 30 Fresno State Bulldogs 1 - 0 - 0 (79) L 16-35 Sept 6 UCLA Bruins 29 - 32 - 2 (03) L 31-37 Sept 25 Notre Dame Irish 0 - 4 - 0 (96) L 3-38 Oct 2 at Stanford Cardinal 39 - 32 - 4 (02) L 13-27 Oct 9 San Jose State Spartans 8 - 0 - 0 (02) W 21- 6 Oct 16 Oregon State Beavers 57 - 27 - 4 (03) L 14-29 Oct 23 at USC Trojans 26 - 44 - 4 (03) L 0-38 1 now 1 Oct 30 at Oregon Ducks 58 - 33 - 5 (03) L 6-31 Nov 6 Arizona Wildcats 14 - 5 - 1 (03) L 13-23 Nov 13 California Bears 45 - 34 - 4 (03) L 12-42 4 now 4 Nov 20 at WSU Cougars(Apple Cup) 63 - 27 - 6 (03) L 25-28 Pac-Ten byes - Arizona State (22)Return to Menu
date opponent Sept 3 at Air Force Falcons Sept 10 CALIFORNIA Bears Sept 17 IDAHO Vandals Sept 24 NOTRE DAME Fighting Irish Oct 1 at UCLA Bruins Oct 15 at Arizona State Sun Devils Oct 22 USC Trojans Oct 29 at Oregon Ducks Nov 5 OREGON STATE Beavers Nov 12 at Arizona Wildcats Nov 19 WSU Cougars (Apple Cup) Pac-Ten byes - Stanford
date opponent Sept 2 SAN JOSE STATE Spartans Sept 9 at Oklahoma Sooners Sept 16 FRESNO STATE Bulldogs Sept 23 at California Bears Sept 30 UCLA Bruins Oct 7 OREGON Ducks Oct 14 ARIZONA STATE Sun Devils Oct 21 at USC Trojans Nov 4 at Oregon State Beavers Nov 11 ARIZONA Wildcats Nov 18 at WSU Cougars (Apple Cup) Pac-Ten byes - Stanford
date opponent Sept 1 at Indiana Hoosiers Sept 8 OKLAHOMA Sooners Sept 15 OHIO STATE Buckeyes Sept 22 ARIZONA STATE Sun Devils Oct 6 at Oregon State Beavers Oct 13 OREGON Ducks Oct 20 at California Bears Oct 27 STANFORD Cardinal Nov 3 at Arizona Wildcats Nov 10 at UCLA Bruins Nov 17 WSU Cougars (Apple Cup) Pac-Ten byes - USC
Return to Menudate opponent Sept 6 BYU Cougars Sept 13 BOISE STATE Broncos Sept 20 at IllinoisIllini Sept 27 at Arizona State Sun Devils Oct 4 USC Trojans Oct 11 CALIFORNIA Bears Oct 18 at Oregon Ducks Oct 25 NOTRE DAME Fighting Irish Nov 1 STANFORD Cardinal Nov 8 at Arizona Wildcats Nov 15 OREGON STATE Beavers Nov 22 at WSU Cougars (Apple Cup) Pac-Ten byes - UCLA
date name position Other Honors 1925 George Wilson Halfback Nat'l Football Hall of Fame, Rose Bowl MVP '26 1928 Chuck Carroll Halfback Husky hall of Fame 1936 Max Starcevvich Guard 2 yrs all coast 1940 Rudy Mucha Center Pro Ball: Chicago 1940-01 Ray Frankowski Guard Pro Ball: Green Bay 1963-64 Rick Redman Linebacker Pro Ball: San Diego; PI Man of the Year 65 1966 Tom Greenlee Defensive End Husky hall of Fame 1968 Al Worley Defensive Back NCAA record 14 interceptions single season 1982 Chuck Nelson Place-Kicker NCAA record 30 consecutive FGs, 14 games Pro Ball: Minnesota 1984 Ron Holmes Defensive Tackle Orange Bowl MVP '85 Pro Ball: Tampa Bay 1986 Jeff Jaeger Place-Kicker Pro BAll: Chicago NCAA record 80 career. Husky all-time leading scorer 1986 Reggie Rodgers Defensive Tackle Pro Ball: Buffalo, Morris Trophy 1991 Steve Emtman Defensive Tackle Lombardi & Outland Trophies, Pro Ball: Miami 1991 Mario Bailry Split End Pro Ball: Houston 1992 Lincoln Kennedy Tackle Pro Ball: Oakland, Morris Trophy 1995 Lawyer Milloy Free Safety Pro Ball: New England: Touchdown Club defensive back of the year 1996 Benji Olsen Guard Pro Ball: Tennessee 1997 Olin Kruetz Center Pro Ball: Chicago
Return to Menudate name position 1916 Louis Seagraves Guard 1929 Merle Hufford Halfback 1930-31 Paul Schweger Tackle 1933 Dave Nisbet End 1933 Bill Smith End 1936 Jim Cain Halfback 1937 Vic Markov Tackle 1940 Jay MacDowell End 1950 Dick Sprague Defensive back 1950-52 Don Heinrich Quarterback 1951 Hugh McElhenny Fullback 1953 Milt Bohart Guard 1959 Bob Schloredt Quarterback 1960 Kurt Gegner Tackle 1960 Roy McKasson Center 1963 Junior Coffey Runningback 1971 Jim Krieg Reciever 1972 Calvin Jones Cornerback 1974 Skip Boyd Punter 1978 Jeff Toews Outside Tackle 1981 Ray Horton Cornerback 1982 Mark Stewart Outside linebacker 1982 Tony Caldwell Outside linebacker 1986 Tim Peoples Weak Safety 1989 Brian Brostek Center 1990 Greg Lewis Runningback 1991-92 Dave Hoffmann Linebacker 1993 Mark Bruener Tight End 1994 Napoleon Kaufmann Tailback 1996 Jason Chorak Linebacker 1997 Jerome Pathon Wide Reciever 2000 Chard Ward Guard 2001 Larry Tripplett Tackle 2002 Reggis Williams Wide Reciever
------------------------------- WSU 14 7 7 0 - 28 Washington 10 0 7 8 - 25 ------------------------------- team statistics WSU UW First downs 17 15 rushing 5 3 passing 12 9 penalty 0 3 Rushing attempts 44 37 Net yds rushing 153 71 avg per rush 3.5 1.9 Net yds passing 240 177 passes attempted 24 34 passes completed 15 16 passes had intercepted 0 3 Total Offensive Plays 68 71 Total Net yds 393 248 avg per play 5.8 3.5 Fumbles-lost 3-2 3-1 Penalty-yards 0-64 0-130 Interception-yards 3-12 0-0 Punts-avg 7-43.6 6-47.3 Punt return-yards 2-5 6-45 KO return-yards 4-61 4-75 Possesion Time 30:27 29:33 3rd down conversions 6-14 5-17 4th down conversions 0-0 1-1 Sacked - yards lossed 4-17 3-18 Individual statistics ---------------------------------------------- Rushing tcb yds avg TD long ---------------------------------------------- Sims 23 85 3.7 0 11 James 4 8 2.0 0 3 Stanback 9 -3 -0.3 1 9 Paus 1 -19 -19.0 0 -19 ---------------------------------------------- Passing PA PC Int yds TD long ---------------------------------------------- Paus 24 10 3 74 1 0 Stanback 8 5 0 100 1 42 Douglas 1 1 0 3 0 3 Shackelford 1 0 0 0 0 0 ---------------------------------------------- Receiving no yds TD long ---------------------------------------------- Chambers 4 100 1 42 Sims 3 23 0 7 Russo 2 17 0 9 Toledo 2 15 1 11 Shackelford 2 10 0 5 Whithorne 1 5 0 5 Lewis 1 4 0 4 Gunheim 1 3 0 3 ---------------------------------------------- Scoring TD PAT FG S Total ---------------------------------------------- Chambers 1 2 0 0 8 Toledo 1 0 0 0 6 Stanback 1 0 0 0 6 Knudson 0 2 1 0 5 ---------------------------------------------- Punting no yds Avg long ---------------------------------------------- Douglas 6 284 47.3 78 ---------------------------------------------- Punt returns no yds TD long ---------------------------------------------- Shackelford 6 45 0 11 ---------------------------------------------- KO returns no yds TD long ---------------------------------------------- Rankin 1 30 0 30 Trew 1 23 0 23 Murphy 1 11 0 11 Shackelford 1 11 0 11 ----------------------------------------------Return to Menu
------------------------------- Opponents 91 64 104 75 0 - 334 Washington 57 30 40 27 0 - 154 ------------------------------- team statistics Opponents UW First downs 209 188 rushing 89 74 passing 105 92 penalty 15 22 Rushing attempts 456 414 Net yds rushing 2020 1322 avg per rush 4.4 3.2 Net yds passing 2044 2099 passes attempted 310 401 passes completed 185 161 passes had intercepte 10 24 % complete .597 .401 Total Offensive Plays 766 815 Total Net yds 4064 3421 avg per play 5.3 4.2 Fumbles-lost 18-13 30-18 Penalty-yards 70-668 69-691 Interception-yards 24-383 10-81 Punts-avg 61-40.1 68-40.6 Punt return-yards 33-243 18-96 KO return-yards 26-543 44-822 Possesion Time 31:04 28:56 3rd down conversions 69-166 57-182 4th down conversions 0-11 8-19 Sacks - yards for loss 22-131 25-143 Turnovers 23 42 ALL YARDAGE 4565 3784 Individual statistics ---------------------------------------------- Rushing tcb yds avg TD long ---------------------------------------------- James 172 702 4.1 5 52 Sims 59 212 3.6 0 14 Sampson 51 189 3.7 2 24 Bonnell 28 104 3.7 1 18 Stanback 41 66 1.6 2 26 Tuiasosopo 5 62 12.4 0 50 Rankin 9 35 3.9 0 9 Douglas 1 28 28.0 0 28 Russo 1 7 7.0 0 7 Palatta 1 3 3.0 0 3 Newell 1 2 2.0 0 2 Singleton 1 0 0.0 0 0 Frederick 2 -2 -1.0 0 -2 Shackelford 1 -7 -7.0 0 -7 Team 3 -16 -5.3 0 0 Paus 38 -63 -1.7 0 10 ---------------------------------------------- Passing PA PC Int yds TD long ---------------------------------------------- Paus 274 116 17 1476 5 77 Stanback 68 23 3 389 3 52 Bonnell 54 20 4 228 0 0 Douglas 1 1 0 3 0 3 James 1 1 0 3 0 0 Shackelford 1 0 0 0 0 0 ---------------------------------------------- Receiving no yds TD long ---------------------------------------------- Shackelford 21 298 1 52 Chambers 19 408 2 77 Toledo 19 202 2 24 Whithorne 18 215 0 23 Frederick 17 253 1 44 Russo 11 139 1 29 Williams 10 128 0 28 Daniels 8 121 1 45 James 8 52 0 17 Lyon 6 62 0 17 Sims 6 28 0 7 Sampson 5 103 0 57 Tuiasosopo 5 47 0 23 Lewis 5 32 0 12 Ellis 1 5 0 5 Gunheim 1 3 0 3 Stanback 1 3 0 3 ---------------------------------------------- Scoring TD PAT FG S Total ---------------------------------------------- James 5 0 0 0 30 Braunstein 0 11 3 0 20 Knudson 0 3 7 0 24 Sampson 2 0 0 0 12 Stanback 2 0 0 0 12 Russo 1 0 0 0 6 Frederick 1 0 0 0 6 Shackelford 1 0 0 0 6 Bonnell 1 0 0 0 6 Toledo 2 0 0 0 12 Chambers 2 2 0 0 14 Daniels 1 0 0 0 6 ---------------------------------------------- Punting no yds avg long ---------------------------------------------- Douglas 63 2687 42.7 78 Team 5 34 6.8 20 ---------------------------------------------- Punt returns no yds avg long ---------------------------------------------- Russo 8 27 3.4 11 Shackelford 7 46 6.6 11 Frederick 2 11 5.5 6 Galloway 1 12 12.0 12 ---------------------------------------------- KO returns no yds avg long ---------------------------------------------- Russo 15 264 17.6 34 Frederick 13 236 18.2 62 Rankin 10 230 23.0 53 Shackelford 3 32 10.7 12 Simpson 1 26 26.0 26 Trew 1 23 23.0 23 Murphy 1 11 11.0 11 ---------------------------------------------- Interceptions no yds avg long ---------------------------------------------- Benjamin 3 36 12.0 19 Cunningham 2 37 18.5 37 Goldson 2 0 0.0 0 Wallace 1 7 7.0 7 White 1 0 0.0 0 Fountaine 1 0 0.0 0Return to Menu
team conference overall next game Next Opponent USC (1) 7-0-0 11-0-0 beat Notre Dame 41-10 at UCLA California(4) 7-1-0 9-1-0 beat Stanford 41-6 at Southerm Miss Arizona St(21) 5-3-0 8-3-0 lost to Arizona 27-34 bowl game Oregon St 5-3-0 6-5-0 beat Oregon 50-21 bowl game UCLA 4-3-0 6-4-0 bye USC - (1) Oregon 4-4-0 5-6-0 lost to Oregon St 21-50 WSU 3-5-0 5-6-0 beat Washington 28-25 Stanford 2-6-0 4-7-0 lost to California 6-41 Arizona 2-6-0 3-8-0 beat Arizona St (21) 34-27 HUSKIES 0-8-0 1-10-0 lost to WSU 25-28
PAC-10 non conference games 19-11 .. against ranked teams 0-4 .. Bowl record 0-0.
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Name Years Seasons Record Pct Bowls W. B. Goodwin 1892-93 2 1- 4-2 .286 C. Cobb 1894 1 1- 1-1 .500 Ralph Nichols 1895-96&98 3 7- 4-1 .625 Carl Clemons 1897 1 1- 2-0 .667 A S. Jeffs 1899 1 4- 1-1 .750 J. S. Dodge 1900 1 1- 2-2 .400 Jack Wright 1901 1 3- 3-0 .500 James Knight 1902-04 3 15- 4-3 .750 Oliver Curtis 1905 1 4- 2-2 .625 Victor Place 1906-07 2 8- 5-6 .579 Gil Dobie 1908-16 9 58- 0-3 .975 Claude J. Hunt 1917-19 3 7- 4-3 .607 Leonard Allison 1920 1 1- 5-0 .183 Enoch Bagshaw 1921-29 9 63-22-6 .725 2 James Phelan 1930-41 12 65-37-8 .616 2 Ralph Welch 1942-47 6 27-20-3 .570 1 Howard O'Dell 1948-52 5 23-25-1 .483 John Cherberg 1953-55 3 10-18-2 .344 Darrel Royal 1956-56 1 5- 5-0 .500 Jim Owens 1957-74 18 99-82-6 .545 3 Don James 1975-92 18 153-57-2 .726 14 Jim Lambright 1993-98 6 44-25-1 .664 4 Rick Neuheisel 1999-02 4 33-16 .673 4 Keith Gilbertson 2003-04 2 7-16 .304Return to Menu